Is This Trendy Fashion Or What? Welcome Gapboob! Mega-Cleavage Trend Sees Celebs Create Bust Tunnel!
CELEBRITY cleavages have taken a life of their own in recent months; developing their own personalities (we have a few on speed dial). Medical concern is now growing for their safety-Daily Star.
For no longer does sideboob cut it anymore when there's an ocean of body-barers competing for the flashbulbs to point in their direction on the red carpet. Cue GAPBOOB. The new trend, continually threatenting to poke eyes out, sees serial flesh-flashers expose maximum boobage to create a busty subway from neckline to navel. Culprits tend to be those who have handed over their hard-earned dollar to the aesthetic medicine surgeon; with their new stuck-on balloons free from the hassle of bras. Instead, the perky mountains are naturally separated with a giant gap as epic as the Eurotunnel.
Guilty offenders are largely from our beloved reality TV family; with several TOWIE, The Valleys, and Big Brother ladies promoting the 21st century movement. This week, Welsh babe Nicole Morris stunned onlookers at the National Television Awards with a frock that had its entire torso section missing. Popping out like jack-in-the-box heads, her plastic fantastic assets verged on the frightening. And last night, the skin soiree was being practised by the criminals out in force, hitting Nuts' 10th anniversary celebrations in outfits that had about as much material as a tie.
Former BB housemates Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, 35, and Nicola McLean, 32, got busy embracing their chest spaces that were wide enough to park Range Rovers. Meanwhile, 21-year-old Geordie Shore star Holly Hagan could have used her impressive expanse as a glass holder to keep her champers throughout the evening. And Frankie Essex's jumbo twins were so animated they were pulsing with a vein. What next… skirts with the backside snipped out? We hear the Kardashian Kollection are working on a design…
FIVE EASY STEPS TO GET THE GAPBOOB LOOK
1 Surrender natural beauty for silicone silliness
2 Buy a dress from Celeb Boutique… if you can't stretch to the £150 price tag, take a pair of scissors to a Primark frock and cut out the bodice area with reckless abandon
3 Make sure the neckline plunges down below your cleavage, ideally to the belly button
4 Fight the urge to wear a bra, and embrace your inner flesh-flasher
5 Hit the town, seeks the paps, party like a mofo
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