A US MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A CASH MACHINE.......!

A 49-year-old man was arrested in Tennessee after attempting an unorthodox transaction with a cash machine. According to WKRN, Lonnie Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro, removed his trousers, and then proceeded to have sex with the bar’s ATM.
Somehow, Hutton managed to successfully make a withdrawal. Responding officers found him walking around the bar, no longer engaged with the ATM. Sadly, he had clearly failed to complete his deposit, as he continued to thrust his hips while naked from the waist down.

ISTANBUL, TURKEY - JUNE 05: Technicians fix ATM machines that were damaged during riots after anti-government demonstrations on June 5, 2013 in Istanbul, Turkey. The protests began initially over the fate of Taksim Gezi Park, one of the last significant green spaces in the center of the city. The heavy-handed viewed response of the police, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan and his government's increasingly authoritarian agenda has broadened the rage of the clashes. (Photo by Uriel Sinai/Getty Images)
After his liaison with the ATM, Hutton moved on to a picnic table (Picture: MPD/Getty)

After securing Hutton, the police escorted him outside and told him to sit on a nearby picnic table. His lust for inanimate objects proving insatiable, he quickly began to have sex with his new-found seat.
The jilted Romeo was snatched from his latest flame and arrested for public intoxication.
His bail was set at $250, meaning the next sweet nothing whispered by his lover may be, ‘insufficient funds’. A www.metro.co.uk extract.

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