Isis Has Declared War On Skinny Jeans, Bans Music On Mobile Phone

Men's Skinny Jeans (Google)
In a move that wouldn't go down too well on the trendy streets of east London, Isis have imposed a new law to crack down on men wearing skinny jeans, metro.co.uk reports.

The terror group has said that it would also imprison anyone caught with music on their mobile phones, smoking, or turning up late for prayer in the state capital of Raqqa, Syria.
According to reports, skinny jeans-wearers will be jailed for 10 days, and made to take an ‘Islamic course’ during their imprisonment.

And at the end of their jail time, they will be forced to take a test, with those who pass being immediately released. But those who fail will be kept behind bars until they pass

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