Are You Feeling Inadequate? Have You Tried New Pneuma Penis Implant?

According to gq.com, a new procedure called penis implant is out for those of you who feel they are not doing their job well enough. But you would have to start from large! Speaking to GQ, the creator of the Pneuma implant somewhat stated the obvious when he revealed that they only offer enlargements from a large upwards. James Elist, M.D. said: “Nobody wants a small. So we don’t have a small, we don’t have a medium. We start from large.”

The Pneuma implant apparently works by inserting a silicone sheath directly into the penis (ouch), leaving enough room for blood flow to continue. This will set you back to the tune of $13,000 (which is roughly £9,000 for you Brits). Not cheap, but then instant results never are

The results from the surgery are immediate and patients are capable of heading home straight away, gq.com, reports. Of course there is a major drawback… sex is not permitted for four months while the sheath settles into place inside the penis. Viralthread

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