The secret of a long, healthy life has finally been revealed, after a study of more than 1,000 species – the only problem is that if you follow the rules you may well wish you were dead, metro reported.
The secret is having no sex, no children, munching grimly through lots of vegetables, and not really doing very much.
Total sexual failure is a good way to guarantee a long, miserable life.
So is having no children to console you through your long, pointless decades on this lonely planet.
Sex puts stress on the body, the study of longevity of 1,014 species of reptile found – and any form of stress shortens life.
This is great news if you’re an unemployed, sexless vegan, less good if you occasionally want to enjoy a hamburger… or an orgasm… or a promotion, metro.co.uk reported
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