Israel Begins Construction Of Glass Houses In Attempt To Discourage Palestinians From Stone Throwing
In a typical demonstration of the Proverb which says, "People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones," this week Israel announced that it will begin to build glass houses for Palestinians in the hopes that the delicate domiciles will discourage the stone-throwing that has become a staple of clashes with Israeli police, theisraelidaily.com reports.
“The throwing of rocks at our security forces has reached unacceptable levels,” a high-ranking Israeli intelligence official announced earlier today. “Look, it’s a well known phrase, ‘people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.’ So that’s the strategy we’re pursuing.”
The process of moving Palestinians into the glass homes will begin within the next month. The Palestinian Authority has accepted the move on condition that Israel supply the massive quantities of Windex that will be required to maintain the structures. “At least now,” the Israeli official went on to say, “if the Palestinians want to throw stones at us, they will only have themselves to blame for their broken houses.”.....
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