Man Ejaculated Into Colleague’s Coffee Because He Fancied Her

Lind (metro.co.uk)
The other day, we brought you a post about a daughter in-law who urinated in her mother in-law's cup of tea and has been doing it for nearly one year.  Here is another one.
 
According to CBS Minnesota, a 34-year-old Blaine man has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanour charge accusing him of ejaculating on a co-worker’s desk and in her coffee. According to the criminal complaint, an employee at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton USA called police on Aug. 26, 2014, saying she thought Lind, her co-worker, was leaving bodily fluids on her desk. She told police that she had found Lind standing at her desk with his back turned toward her. Lind allegedly had both of his hands in front of him near his genitals.
 
According to the original complaint, when Lind noticed the woman he looked at her with a “deer in headlights” expression and quickly went into another room. The woman told police she inspected her desk and noticed a strong odor that resembled urine, but was a bit different and strange.
She said her coffee smelled the same way and noted that she had had an ongoing issue with a experiencing a foul taste in her coffee.
 
On Aug. 28, 2014, Lind met with police. Lind told police that he liked his female coworker and was attracted to her. He admitted to ejaculating on her desk and into her coffee on Aug. 26.
According to the criminal complaint, Lind denied ejaculating into her coffee out of revenge because she had threatened to report his behaviour. Read Full Article Here
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A man has admitted to ejaculating into a female colleague’s coffee several times  – but says he fancied her and hoped it would make her notice him.
Robert John Lind, of Blaine, Minnesota, pleaded guilty to ejaculating into his colleague’s coffee and over her desk on a number of occasions last year.
The woman said she had an ongoing issue with her coffee tasting foul before she caught Lind with his hands near his genitals and a ‘deer in the headlights’ expression near her desk.
The victim then noticed, ‘a large amount of clear liquid on top of her desk’ and said that her hair scrunchie had ‘absorbed a lot of the liquid’, according to CBS Local

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